Although I'd venture a guess that licking a cop's computer while they're checking you for DUI never has an end result in your favor......after a night of drinking a man has to eat! SF Chronicle
My theory about dicking around with a cop's equipment while under suspicion for driving drunk applies here also.....although it's multiplied when you steal their cruiser. United Press
So this isn't about alcohol but hey the "rules" here are very vague to say the least plus this guy's kids are mark-ass marks......or is it trick-ass marks. AZ Central
Apparently Duff-Man moved on to drugs......Sun Gazette
BAC of .37 at 10:30pm, check out the balls on this guy. Clumsy Crooks
And finally if I can give any advice it's this: I fully support the injured foot claim to try to get out of a sobriety test, but if you're going to really sell it by showing the cop your foot.....might want to check the ankle holster beforehand. NWF Daily News
