Alcohol and the news...perfect together 2

As a big NFL fan, this is my favorite drunk story currently.  The handsome man above is Colts punter Pat McAfee, found very drunk, shirtless, and wet....but strangely with no Vince Young in sight.  What's up with Colts kickers not being able to hold their liquor?  Peyton Manning better get these guys in the game so they aren't so bored.  TMZ

Something about a drunk 71 year old with a legit "I don't give a damn" attitude gives me something to aspire to when I get to that age....assuming I do.......the living in Wisconsin part.....not so much.  Wauwatosa Now

A woman woke up to some strange man showering in her house?!  This is like one of my worst nightmares.  Enjoying a nice shower after a night of boozing only to realize..."This is not my beautiful house.  This is not my beautiful wife...." nevermind.  News.com.au

The moral to this story is: if you are a pansy and your physically superior wife demands you bring home vodka.....you damn well better bring home vodka like a good little bitch......or you could just get beat up, stuck, and have to press charges against your wife I suppose.  NWF Daily News

Virginia Lightning

Here we have the utterly horrendous Virginia Lightning corn whiskey.  This is the perfect liquor to pour for someone if you either hate them or want a better than average chance of watching them vomit.  Rarely have I had as awful an experience drinking a liquor as I have with this vile fluid.
Virginia Lightning is described simply enough as:
 Virginia Lightning is a traditional fresh corn whiskey (moonshine).  It is twice-distilled the old fashioned way with home grown corn.
Strangely, they leave out the part where it tastes like a cross between rubbing alcohol, a tetanus infected foot, and a tire iron to the face.....basically it tastes awful.